Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
距离产生美。
-- Saying/Idiom 中外俗语

Achilles' heel 阿基里斯的脚跟——唯一致命的弱点
A person's weak spot is their Achilles' heel.

marriage
A licence to sleep together.
睡在一起的许可证。

The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive
imported panties. 'After all, dear,' she said to her husband, 'you
wouldn't expect to find fine perfume in a cheap bottle, would you?'

'No,' her husband replied.
'Nor would I expect to find gift wrapping on a dead beaver.'

Notes:
coyly 不好意思地
panties 女裤
beaver 海狸

2006-10-30

When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I
would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used
everything you gave me'.
当我走到生命的尽头站在上帝面前的时候，我希望我没有任何保留，我可以告诉上帝“我将您赋予我的才能都献给这个社会了”。
-- Erma Bombeck 厄玛.庞贝克

Above board 台面上
If things are done above board, they are carried out in a legal and proper manner.
eg.
We did everything above board, never under the table.
做任何事，我们都是光明正大的，从不偷偷摸摸。

cinderella    
A female who looks great at the beginning of the night but as time
drags on and nears midnight her appearance quickly deteriorates.
刚入夜时看上去不错，但时间长了尤其是快到子夜时就会变丑的姑娘。
eg.
-Hey man why are you leaving.
-Dude, my date is a cinderella!
-嘿，伙计，你跑什么啊？
-哥们，我约会的人原来是灰姑娘！

A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling
a little frisky, reaches over and gives his wife's breast a little feel
and says, 'Mother, if this could give milk, we could get rid of the
cow.'

His hand then travels down to her crotch, and he says, 'Mother, if this
could give eggs, we could get rid of the chickens.'

His wife then reaches over and grabs his penis. 'Father, if this could
stay hard, we could get rid of your brother'.

Notes:
frisky 活泼的, 欢闹的
crotch 胯部