Fuck you today! I got fucked today by three
things so that I don't wanna stand still and just don't give a shit
but FUCK YOU!
I am
an intelligent, friendly, cultured and knowledgeable young lady who
is ready to help you experience and enjoy Beijing and China like a
native. Whether you are here for business or vacation, I will help
you get the most out of your trip.
I can
help you in a variety of ways. Your personal assistant in China.
Private guide. Personal translator.
You've
most likely invested a minimum of $1,000 for your airline ticket
and a day of your life to fly to Beijing. Wouldn't it be a shame to
rely solely on a group tour to experience China? Sadly, China is
rather "user unfriendly" if you don't speak Mandarin. Many people
in China claim to speak English, including your tour guides:-) All
too often the level of English is atrocious! That makes everything
from dealing with taxi drivers to shop girls
difficult.
I am
fluent in English and Mandarin and can help make sure you get what
you want to out of your time in China. I have many satisfied
clients in the USA, Canada and Europe.
Perhaps
you just want to visit the Great Wall, Forbidden City, or Tiananmen
Square?
Or
perhaps you want to visit the Silk Market and have me negotiate for
a great deal on that "Louis Vuitton" purse. The shop girls here are
quite aggressive and many visitors are unprepared to negotiate
hard. It will be very easy for me to save you more money than my
fee in just one shopping spree.
Maybe
you want to go out and experience Beijing's nightlife? I can be
your companion for dinner or the nightclub.
Or
maybe you want a unique experience? I have arranged for previous
visitors to go shooting on an Army base. Sniper rifles, pistols,
machine guns and even a submachine gun with a
silencer!
Another
client wanted a tour of the Beijing Air Museum. 400+ planes and
perhaps a dozen visitors to the museum! We still haven't learned to
market some things very well in China:-)
I
also know what you don't want to do. You don't want to waste your
time going on various factory tours where your guides get a
kickback based on what you buy.
I am
here to help YOU. Whether for one unforgettable day or your entire
visit.
What
do YOU want to do?
I
hope you allow me the chance to help YOU.
Sincerely,
Jason
My
rates are $60USD for a half day. $100USD for a whole day (8
hours)
$15USD
per hour to help you with specific tasks-travel arrangements,
research, reservations, sourcing, etc.
I am
based in Beijing, but can travel to Shanghai, Guangzhou, Hong Kong
etc. if my hotel and travel expenses are paid
for.
I do
NOT provide massage or sexual services of any kind. That's
certainly easy enough to find in Beijing!