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--They both happen to catch things at the perfect moment.
没有想到避孕套和相机还有共同点!
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There was a fly flying 6 inches above a lake.
A fish in the lake thinks, 'If that fly dropped 6 inches I'd get it!'
A bear on land thinks, 'If that fly dropped 6 inches, the fish would jump out of the water, and I'd get it!'
A hunter thinks, 'If that fly drops 6 inches, the fish would jump, the bear will go to get the f
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------Big holes all over Australia!
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Two guys were working at a
sawmill one day when one of the guys got too close to the blade and
cut off his arm. His buddy put the severed arm in a plastic bag and
rushed it down to the hospital to get re-attached. The next day he
goes to see his chum, and finds him playing tennis. 'Incredible!,'
says his friend. 'Medical science is amazing.'
Another month goes by and the same two guys are again at the
sawmill working when the same guy gets too close to the spinning
blade and this time his leg gets cut off. Again his buddy takes the
leg, puts it in a plastic bag and takes it to the hospital to get
re-attached. The next day, he goes down to see his chum and finds
him outside playing football. 'Incredib
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A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store and he does a double take. He recognizes that the saucer is extremely old and very valuable, so he walks casually into the store and offers to buy the cat for two dollars.
The storeowner replies 'I'm sorry, but the cat isn't for sale.
The collector says, 'Please, I need a hungry cat around the ho
Two mothers were talking about their sons. The first said, 'My son is such a saint. He works hard, doesn't smoke, and he hasn't so much as looked at a woman in over two years.'
The other woman said, 'Well, my son is a saint himself. Not only hasn't he not looked at a woman in over three years, but he hasn't touched a drop of liquor in all that time.'
'My word,' the first mother said. 'You must be so proud.'
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This guy is selling three parrots. Another guy who wants to buy a parrot approaches him and asks, 'How much are your parrots?'
The salesman answers, 'The first one is $1,000.'
'Well, what does he know?' asked the potential buyer.
'He knows 10,000 words and 500 sentences, a