(凤姐在美国的征婚广告原文）
I’m looking for a Husband now. I
am the hottest star from China. My name is luoyufeng (罗玉凤)，chinese
call me fengjie (凤姐)，born 1985. I want my husband very interested
in political and Economic, he would like to Dominate the
world.
(凤姐想找一个对经济和政治感兴趣，并且想统治世界的老公。）
I want my Husband like
this:
1.
he must Between 25 to 31 years old.
2.
He will Between 5.74 feet to 6.11 feet height.
(1.75－1.86米）
3.
He must never get married, no children.
(凤姐的原意是“无婚史，无小孩羁绊”，但是她的英文就变成“他必须永远不结婚”，那凤姐怎么和他结婚？
）
4.
He will graduated from a prestigious world, like Harvard, Yale,
MIT, West Point, Stanford, Oxon, and so so.
5.
He must has a master’s degree.
6.
He can’t been an Asian. (不能是亚洲人）
7.
He would better have a house and a car. （有房有车）
I’m born in a poor family in
Chongqing. When 16, I come to a Inexpensive Normal school which I
never liked. I read a lot of books Between 9 to
20. I’m Expert in Poetry and prose. In 2006 when
I’m 21, I became a Language teacher, in 2008 when I’m 23, I
resigned and come to shanghai for a better future, but I can’t get
a good job there. There was no way to get more income except
publicize myself, so I became the hottest star in china in 2010
when I’m 25. I came to the USA in the same year. Since there is
over 300,000 chinese man asked marry me but none of them
suitable.
（30万中国男人向凤姐求婚，凤姐均没看上。）
Notice:
1.
I’m only 4.82 feet height, but I used to wear a High-heeled shoes.
So I always looked like 5.08 feet. （凤姐1.47米，穿高跟鞋1.55米）
2.
I am from China which Country control Family Planning as their
basal policy. I will Follow it, so I only want 2 children if get
married.
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End
Fengjie tones down
her brazen requirements in her English ad due
to her limited English. Her
personal ad is ridden with grammatical errors, poorly
written and smacks of gold-digging. In the spirit
of entertainment, I revised her personal
ad. I hope my revision will help her
land the perfect husband. The revision is free of charge. If ever
Fengjie finds a husband of her dreams, it would be nice
for Fengjie and her husband to
offer me a round-trip ticket to the US. I will attend the wedding
and do some sight-seeing on the side. – Yvonne Liang
(免费帮凤姐修改了她的征婚广告。如果凤姐在美国找到如意郎君，一定要包来回机票，请我去美国参加婚礼，让我这个旅游控顺便游一下美国.
根据凤姐的原文，我帮她大大美化了一下她的征婚广告。她的原文满纸语法错误，写得太赤裸裸，拜金，没内涵。看我如何化腐朽为神奇 )
Fengjie’ Personal Ad for
Seeking a Husband (revised by Yvonne LIANG)
（凤姐在美国的征婚广告 -
梁潇方修改）
My name is Luo Yufeng(罗玉凤). Born
in 1985, I am now 25 years old. I am looking
for my soulmate, who will
hopefully become my husband and grow old together with me. My
efforts to look for a husband made me the most-sought-after star in
China. I have become a household name in China because of my
audacious efforts to seek the man of my dreams.
My quest for true love knows no
boundaries，which is why I crossed mountains and oceans to get to
the United States, a land of opportunities and dreams.
I am now in America, continuing my
pursuits of the love of my life, a loving husband and a deserving
man…
My ideal husband takes a keen
interest in politics and economics, and regards the world as his
stage.
I want my husband to have the
following qualities:
1.
Preferably aged 25-31
2.
Preferably 5.74 -6.11 feet in height
3.
Never been married, with no children. I don’t believe in divorce. I
am seeking a man who still believes in traditional family values
and growing old together, “for better, for worse, for richer, for
poorer, in sickness or in health, to love and to cherish 'till
death do us part.”
4.
Well-educated. Preferably with an education from prestigious
universities such as Harvard,Yale, MIT, West Point, Stanford,
Princeton, Columbia, Oxford and so on. I believe men who have
studied in these world-renowned universities are
“the crème de la crème”, men who have a
tremendous amount of intelligence, self-discipline, self-confidence
and a strong sense of responsibility. These are qualities I admire
in a man. (网友抱怨凤姐没有把哥大列入名校名单。我友情加上了哥大。当然也因为哥大是不折不扣的名校,还有普林斯顿)
5.
Preferably with a master’s degree
6.
Preferably Caucasian. Not that I have anything
against Asian men. It’s just that opposites attract. Same reason
why some western men find Asian women exotic and
attractive.
7.
Preferably owns a home and a car. My future husband and I will
build our home into the loveliest place for our kids, who will grow
up in a loving and stable environment.
I was born into a poor family in
Chongqing, China. At 16, I enrolled in an inexpensive teacher’s
college, which I never came to like. At the
tender age of 9, I became an avid reader, and I became
exceptionally adept at writing poetry and prose
because of my abiding love for books. I turned 21
in 2006 and got a job as a language teacher. I
turned 23 in 2008, when I quit my job to move to Shanghai, in
pursuit of a better future. Despite my ambition, it was hard for me
to get a good job in a mega-metropolis such as Shanghai. There was
no other way to bring in more income except to brand myself into a
public figure, dazzling the world with my courageous pursuits of
the perfect husband.
I became the most-sought-after
star in China in 2010, when I turned 25. In the same year,
I moved to the USA. More than
300,000 Chinese men proposed to me, but none of them was THE
ONE.
I am only 4.82 feet
tall. I used to wear heels, which made me look
like 5.08 feet tall. I hope that you can see past
my small stature, and see the brave girl inside
me. I am the Thumbelina you have been waiting
for. Good things come in small packages. Napoleon and Deng Xiaoping
(a great man who orchestrated China’s economic reforms) are the
perfect examples.
I want to have two children. One
is too lonely; two is company. I want my children to learn to share
and care for others.
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