1、 Marriage is not a word... It is a sentence ( a life sentence!)

‘结婚’不是一个词......它是一句话（直译）。

sentence 1. 一句话  2.判刑 

a life sentence = 终生监禁即无期徒刑 


2、Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two （rings) under the man's eyes.

这句话的第一个ring是戒指之意，第二个ring则是皱纹的意思了。


3、Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degr